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- (continued from previous page)the wood.
A. The bark of a tree.Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
- 1. Why is a little dog's tail like the heart of a tree?
A. Because it is farthest from the bark.2. Queen Victoria built a ship,
An' in that ship her daughter sat,
An' I would be blamed if I told her name,
An' that's three times I told it.
A. Anne is her name.3. When is a boxer's eye like a barrel?
A. When its bunged up.4. What is the highest figure on a two foot rule?
A. Nine.(continues on next page)Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.