School: Trummera, Mountrath (roll number 15446)

Location:
Trumra, Co. Laois
Teacher:
Mrs Muldowney

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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0833, Page 263

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What would a window say if a tree fell on it.

1. What would a window say if a tree fell on it.
Answer, Tree-mend-us tremendous.

2. On which side of the jug is the handle?
Answer, On the outside.
3. Why is a policeman like an aeroplane?
Answer, Because they both take people up
4. Two m's two r's two a's and a g put that together and spell it for me
Answer, Grammar
5. What is worse than raining cats and dogs.
Answer, Hailing taxis.

Collector
Jeremiah Shiel
Gender
male
Address
Rosskelton, Co. Laois
Language
English