School: Offerlane (roll number 13158)

Location:
Tinnakill, Co. Laois
Teacher:
Liam de Chléir
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  1. I; A man went up the road with a hundred patches on his coat. What time was it?
    Answer; Time to get a new one.
    II: I have a little red cow in the corner, she eats all I give her and drinks no water?
    Answer; A fire.
    III; What number if finished by adding one letter?
    Answer; One - add D and it is done.
    IV; Why does mother never make a square plum pudding?
    Answer; Because she wants it to go round.
    V; How many cows tails would reach the moon?
    Answer One if it were long enough.
    VI; What is the difference between a lady and a postage stamp?
    Answer: One is a female and the other a mail fee.
    VII: I have a roomful and I can't catch a spoonful?
    Answer; Smoke.
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Gertie Finnamore
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Moher East, Co. Laois