I have a little house and a mouse would not fit in it, + no one could count the windows in it
A Thimble
What is the fist thing you do When you go to bed.
Toss it.
Why does a hen cross the road.
Because the other side wont come to her.
How many feet has Forty sheep a shepherd + his dog.
Two
A Fiddler in Newbridge has a brother, a Fiddler in Naas, yet the Naas Fiddler has not a brother a fiddler in Newbridge.
The Fiddler in Newbridge is a girl.
What runs and cant walk.
Water.
Why does a hen pick a pot
She cant lick it.
There is a little man, he sets in a field. When you stir his head, his nose will bleed.
A pump.
Up the boreen, down the boreen, and the boreen on his back.
A ladder.
Look at your hand and you will see, what never was + never will be.
Your little finger as long as the others.