School: Ballyuskill (B.), Ballyragget

Location:
Ballyoskill, Co. Kilkenny
Teacher:
F. Mac Cárthaigh
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  1. One day Paddy the Irishman went into a shop for an oz. of tobacco. There was a monkey in the shop. And the monkey asked Paddy for the money. Paddy gave the money to the monkey. Then the monkey wouldn't give Paddy the tobacco. Paddy got terrible vexed and he gave the counter a terrible kick. The shopkeeper came out and asked Paddy what he wanted. Paddy told him that he wanted an oz. of tobacco. And the shopkeeper gave it to him. Whe the shopkeeper saw Paddy going he asked him for the money. And Paddy said "I paid your father."
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  2. One day Paddy the Irishman was passing he would not be let pass unless he would pay sixpence Paddy had no sixpence he put the ass into the car and pulled the car himself.
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Michael Brophy
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Ballyoskill, Co. Kilkenny
    Informant
    Martin Brophy
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Ballyoskill, Co. Kilkenny