School: Ballybay (Hall St.) (roll number 12378)

Location:
Ballybay, Co. Monaghan
Teacher:
C. Ó Maonaigh
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  1. Q What do you call the wee white things that bite in your head.
    A Your teeth.
    Q Why do you go to bed.
    A. Because the bed won't come to you.
    Q What is the difference between a lady and an umbrella.
    A You can shut up an umbrella but you cannot shut up a lady.
    Q What goes up a ladder with its head down.
    A A nail in your boot.
    Q Why is an old maid like a lemon.
    A Because she is not worth squeezing.
    Q When is a bad boy like peas.
    A When he wants to be rodded.
    Q She was tall and handsome
    He was black and small
    He loved her was an everlasting love and she hated him with a cruel hatred and the end of it was he died cracked.
    A A flea on a lady's back.
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Bobbie Corrie
    Gender
    Unknown
    Address
    Drumhillagh, Co. Monaghan
  2. Q What passes every door and stops at no door.
    A The wind.
    Q What is constantly eaten and never swallowed
    A A pair of scissors.
    (continues on next page)
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.