School: Cnoc Breac (roll number 13041)

Location:
Knockbrack, Co. Kerry
Teacher:
Séamus Ó Conchubhair
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  1. Now kind farmers pay me attention,
    A doleful story to you I will tell,
    About those creamery I'll tell,
    They were invented by limbs from hell,
    Your pans and barrels now are forsaken,
    There is no redemption for ever more,
    While creamery milk will be in operation,
    Your stomach & your bowels sore,
    It is well compounded with nitrate soda,
    to separate both the cream & fat.
    It would kill a tiger at forty paces,
    And it is a deadly enemy to dog or cat,
    You are all acquainted with Michael Leary,
    That jolly tailor with the rolling eyes,
    They bought his land and they built a dairy,
    And contemplated on a big supply,
    When he drank his milk he got constipation,
    His stomach swelled like a piper's bag,
    And now he is passing worms & inflammation
    And manure superior to basic Slag.
    The very donkeys make lamentations
    Their backs are broken both night and day
    The boys and girls are getting lazy
    And the country's bankrupt from drinking tay
    So now kind farmers pay me attention
    Make your butter as in days of yore
    (continues on next page)
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. poetry
        1. folk poetry (~9,504)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Eileen O' Connor
    Gender
    Female
    Informant
    Tadhg Mc Govern
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Dromlegagh, Co. Kerry