Why would a donkey prefer thistles to hay?
Because he is an ass.
A snail because he carries his house on his back.What is the strongest day in the week?
Sunday because the rest are all week days.A herring and a half cost a penny halfpenny and when half eaten what it is worth?
It is worth turning.When is a horse not a horse?
When he is turned into a meadow.
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