Some time ago there was an old deaf man.
One day he went to the market with potatoes.
A woman came along and said "Good morrow my good man" "Fourpence a stone mam"
"How is Kate and the child" ?
"The best that ever was boiled".
"I think you are mad old man"
"Not a half penny less mam".
From my mother Catherine Joy. Upper Thullig, 51 years