School: Gortermone

Location:
Gortermone, Co. Leitrim
Teacher:
Mrs A. O' Reilly
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0229, Page 287

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  1. Some Eighty years ago or so, quite near us here tho' in the Co. Longford there was a cross-roads - Moyne - On and adjacent to this cross there were many houses for selling intoxicating drink so that the clergy man of the parish - Father Duffy - had quite a hard job endeavouring to keep the people sober.
    At one time, he the priest - asked the local black-smith to give up drinking, or at least to make a promise to drink only in the forge. So the bargain was clenched - Tommy was to buy whatever drink he required to be consumed in the forge. On this particular day - Tommy went to one of those public houses where he used to get the bar iron to make horses' shoes. Having got some 'potteen' of special qualifications they offered 'Tommy'
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