On which side of the jug is the handle?
Ans. On the outside.
What relation has a door mat to a door step?
Ans. A step father.
Why is a dirty child like flannel?
Because it shrinks from washing.
Ans. Because it's seldom seen after lent.What is the difference between a tenant and a son of a widow?
Ans. The tenant has to pay rents (two parents) and the son of a tenant has not two parents (to pay rents).Why does a miller wear a white cap?
Ans. To cover his head.
- Máire Ní Duilleáin