School: Aughagrania (roll number 14670)
- Location:
- Aghagrania, Co. Leitrim
- Teacher: Miss Róisín Mulvey
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- Why is a school teacher compared to a postage stamp?
Because one sticks with a lick and the other licks with a stick.
What must you do before you get up out of bed?
Get into it.
Why are tall men lazier than small men?
Because they are longer in bed.
When is a clock hungry?
When it is going to eight.
Why dosen't a clock strike thirteen?
Because it has not the face to do it.
Which is the strongest day in the week?
Sunday because all the other days are week days.
What occurs once in minute twice in moment and never in a thousand?
The letter m.
What word is it that has five letters and when you take away two there is only one left(continues on next page)- Collector
- Annie May Lynch
- Gender
- Female
- Address
- Aghagrania, Co. Leitrim
- Informant
- Mr Michael Lynch
- Gender
- Male
- Age
- 50
- Address
- Aghagrania, Co. Leitrim