School: Gleann an Chairthe (roll number 13345)

Location:
Glencar, Co. Leitrim
Teacher:
Seán Mag Ualghairg
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  1. Q. What is the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?
    A. The schoolmaster trains the mind and the stationmaster minds the train.
    Q. What did Adam plant first in the garden of Eden?
    A. His foot.
    Q. Change on pound into shillings and sixpences in order that you may have one sixpence more than shillings.
    A. Thirteen shillings and fourteen sixpences.
    Q. What goes up hill and down hill and yet stands still?
    A. The road.
    Q. What is it that can stand outside the wood and eat in the middle of it?
    A. A cow eating out of a tub.
    Q. Where is happiness usually found?
    A. In the dictionary.
    Q. What county in Ireland could fit in a bottle?
    A. County Cork.
    Q. There was a room full of people one time, and there was not a single person in the room.
    A. Because they were all married.
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Mary O Connor
    Gender
    Female
    Age
    14
    Address
    Drummans, Co. Leitrim
    Informant
    John O Connor
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    50
    Address
    Aghamore, Co. Leitrim