School: Gort na Léime (roll number 13012)

Location:
Gortaleam, Co. Galway
Teacher:
Liam Ó Ceallaigh
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0037, Page 0344

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    it twenty years said the missioner "anchor" there "said the sailor. "Where will I go when I die" said the sailor "Will I go to heaven" sail away" said the missioner "Will I go to purgatory said the sailor" sail away" said the missioner "Will I go to hell "said the sailor" anchor there said the missioner"
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  2. One day a boy went into a barber for a hair-cut and a shampoo. The barber gave the boy his shampoo and hair-cut. When he had finished he charged him 2 shillings. The barber was annoyed with flies in his house. He asked the boy had he anything to banish them. "I have" said he if you give me my two shillings I will tell you. The barber gave him the two shillings. The boy said if you catch the flies give each of them a shampoo and
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Julia Murphy
    Gender
    Female
    Age
    13
    Address
    Lomaunaghbaun, Co. Galway
    Informant
    James Feehily
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Lomaunaghbaun, Co. Galway