Riddles
Why is a bar of toffee like a race horse? Because the more you lick it the quicker it goes.
Why isn't a horse hungry going the road? Because he has a bit in his mouth.
Why is a rheumatic person like a window? Because he is all pains.
When is an umbrella like suet? When it is dripping.
Why are policemen so polite? Because they are civil officers.
Little red Nancy with a little red nose the longer she lives the shorter it grows a canale.
Why is the wick of a candle like Athens?