School: Doire an Bháis (roll number 13152)
- Location:
- Derrycoosh, Co. Mayo
- Teacher: Énrí Ó Húbáin
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- (continued from previous page)ground.
A. When she's making a curran cake.
Q. Big long tom with a big red nose quicker he runs the shorter he goes.
A. A candle
Q. Why does a cow cross the road.
A. To get to the other side
Q. How many feet has twenty sheep a shepard and his dog
A. Two.
Q. Why is a dog's tail like a swans bosom.
A. Because they both grow down.
Q. They who made it never worn it and they who wore it never saw it.
A. A coffin.
Q. It's deep and it's damp and it's green over the bank and it's fit for lord or lady.
A. A grave.
Q. How do you spell hunger in four letters.
A. Want.
Q. Why is a train like a blanket.
A. Because they both go over sleepers. - Q. It opens like a barn door it closes like a trap, you would think of many things before you would think(continues on next page)
- Collector
- Pat Mc Greevy
- Gender
- Male
- Address
- Cloonfert, Co. Mayo