The whistling of a woman
The crowing of a hen
Wakens the Devil out of his den
"How many eights to make 1000
Ans eight eights
Ans An Irishman because when you die the people wake youwhats the smallest bridge in the world
ans the bridge in your noseIt grew with leafs and lived with hairs and now its dead and live bones living in it
Ans a pair of clogsOver the water and under the water and always with its head down
Ans A nail in the bottom of a shipWhy is a passionate man like 59 minutes past 12.
Ans He is just going to strike one.
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