There was once a beggar who wanted lodgings. He went up to a farm house and asked for lodgings. The farmer said he would give him lodgings and a pound if he would sleep in his haunted house. So the beggar went went to the house. About twelve o'clock he was taking off his boots and a voice spoke and said, "There is nobody here but you and me". Then the beggar said, "If I had on my other boot there would be nobody here but you."
School: Alt Achadh Doire (roll number 15474)
On this page
Paddy landed in America and went on the wrong train. The porter put him out and put him in another train. Paddy started to curse and there was a clergy-man in the train along with him. The clergy-man said to him, "Do you
(continues on next page)