What wears shoes and has no feet? Ans: The road. Why do we buy shoes? Ans: Because we cant get them for nothing. Riddle me, riddle me, what is that, over the head and under the hat? Ans: A hair in your head: Spell a broken down ditch with three letters: Ans: Gap. Londonderry, Cork and Kerry, spell that without a "k". Ans: That. What grows in the wood, sounds in the town, and earns its master many a pound? Ans: A fiddle. As I went up the slippery lane I met my sister Mary Jane: iron feet and wooden toes, she was the girl could chase the crows? Ans: A gun. What is the difference between one yard and two yards? Ans: A fence. Why is a crow a brave bird? Ans: Because he never shows a white feather. What did the monkey say when he first sat on the railway? Ans: Hard lines. As round as an apple as flat as a pan the half of a woman and the whole of a man, Ans: A penny. What is it that gets shoes and never wears them? Ans: A football. What is it that you would not like to have and if you had it you would not like to lose? Ans: Bald head. Why is a tall man the laziest? Ans: Because he is longest in bed. How would you compare a pig in a parlour to a house on fire? Ans: The sooner you get them out the better. You find it in Eternity also in time and place, it was the