School: Aodh Rua, Dún na nGall (roll number 13382)

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Donegal, Co. Donegal
Teacher:
Séamus Mag Shamhráin
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  1. Question. Why is latitude like a clothes-line?
    Answer. Because it stretches from “Pole” to “Pole”.
    Q. Why is a used-up horse like a bad (bad) play?
    A. Because it can't run, and won't draw.
    Q. Why is a circulation library like a factory chimney?
    A. Because it is constantly letting out volumes.
    Q. Why are conundrums like monkeys?
    A. Because they are far-fetched and trouble-some.
    Q. Why are cowards like butter?
    A. Because, when exposed to fire, they run.
    Q. Why is a hare, run to death, a very bold animal?
    A. Because it always dies game.
    Q. why is bread the first necessary of life?
    A. Because it is always kneaded. (needed).
    Q. Why is a sick Jew like a diamond-ring?
    A. Because he is a Jew ill. (jewel)
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