Q. Why is a man who runs into debt like a clock?
A. Because he goes on tick
Q. What animal would you like to be, on a very cold day?
A. A little otter.
Q. What should you keep after you have given it to another?
A. Your word
Q. What kind of portrait should a teetotaler have?
A. One in water-colours
Q. What class of people is not likely to die of enlargement of the heart
Q. Where was the first nail struck?
A. On the head
- Patrick Mac Mullin