Q. What most resembles a cat looking out of a window?
A. A cat looking in at a window.
Q. What did Adam first plant in the garden of Eden?
A. His foot
Q. What is the weight of the moon?
A. Four quarters
Q. What belongs to yourself, and is used by everybody more than yourself?
A. Your name.
Q. If you throw a stone into the water what does it become before it reaches the bottom?
A. Wet.
Q. What were the first words Adam said to Eve?
A. Nobody knows.