School: Brittas (roll number 12217)

Location:
Brittas, Co. Dublin
Teacher:
B. Ní Mhaoldhomhnaigh
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0794, Page 452

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  1. If a fellow met a fellow in a garden of beans, said a fellow, to a fellow, what a fellow means, how many f's in that? = None.
    A riddle, a riddle, a farmer's fiddle alive in two ends, and dead in the middle? = A man ploughing.
    A woman was cleaning a window, and five people passed, what time was it? = five (passed) past one.
    Hairy in, and hairy out, and hairy into hairy's mouth? = A man putting on his stockings.
    Why does a dog turn around twice, before he lies down? = Because one good turn deserves another.
    Londonderry, Cork, and Kerry, spell me that, without a, K, = That.
    Why is Cork the smallest county in Ireland? = Because it can fit into a bottle.
    How deep is the sea? = Two deep.
    What tree is of use in history? = The date.
    If it took ten minutes to wash a baby, what would it take to dry it? = A towel.
    What has three feet, and cannot walk? = A bed.
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Máire Ní hAnlon
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Brittas, Co. Dublin