School: Lucan (B.)

Location:
Lucan, Co. Dublin
Teacher:
M. Mac Rois
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  1. Once upon a time, Paddy the Irishman, Paddy the Englishman and Paddy the Scotsman were going across a field. In this field there was a cow, a horse and a cart. The Irishman took the cart, the Scotsman took the cow and the Englishman took the horse. The three of them were going down the road when they met a policeman. He asked the Englishman were did he get the horse and he said that he reared it from the time it was a foal. He asked the Scotsman where did he get the cow and he said that he reared it from the time it was a calf. He asked the Irishman where did he get the
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Kenneth Maher
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    14
    Address
    Coldblow, Co. Dublin