School: Faithlegg (C.), Portláirge (roll number 11615)

Location:
Faithlegg, Co. Waterford
Teacher:
Mary J. Brazil
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  1. Riddles
    Q Why does a dog give two turns before he lies down?
    A Because one good turn deserves another
    Q How many sticks go(es) to a crows nest?
    A none-they are all carried
    Q How is a dogs tail like the centre of a tree?
    A Because it is furth(er)est away from the bark
    Q Why is an angler like a dunce?
    A One hates his book, and the other hates his hook
    Q What is the smallest bridge in the world?
    A The bridge of your nose
    Q How would you get down off an ass?
    A You could never get down off an ass because down is only got on birds.
    Q What goes over the water, under the water, and still never touches the water?
    A A woman walking across a bridge with a pail of water on her head.
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Mary Smith
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Halfway House, Co. Waterford